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For your funny bone:

• Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
• Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an a–hole.
• Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
• Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
• Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

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I’ve written about randsinrepose.com in previous incarnations of this site, but feet it very worthy of mentioning it again.

I discovered Rands in Repose one day when clicking a link to The Nerd Handbook. I was instantly hooked. The article is written for those who love - and seek to understand - a nerd. As a self-proclaimed nerd myself, I found the Handbook both eerily accurate and hilariously insightful.

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