Archive for the 'Grin' Category

Phil
Mar 23rd, 2008

Add to Your Vocabulary

Books For your funny bone:

  • Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  • Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an a–hole.
  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  • Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

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Phil
Feb 14th, 2008

The Half Wit

boxed_in.jpg The Minnesota State Wage & Hour Department claimed a man who owned a small farm in Minnesota was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

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